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Pluto was kicked out of our solar system yesterday. It has been reported that he was fucking Goofy. When interviewed by Lois Lane, Mickey Mouse said, “No comment.”
posted by No_Newz at 3:02 PM
Friday, August 25, 2006
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3 Comments:
This is discrimination against dwarves!
I thought it was because it wasn't big enough ...
I always heard that this was an intemperate remark made by the trial judge during a settlement conference in the case of In re: Marriage of Mickey & Minnie Mouse. When the question slipped out, the judge was pointing out to Minnie the advantages of remaining married to Mickey, including the many financial ones... and Mickey said, "Him too?"
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