Saturday, August 26, 2006

NASA Newz

NASA delays scheduled launch of Atlantis for at least 24 hours after lightning struck the launch pad. Takeoff was anticipated for tomorrow, however, Pluto is still pissed about this Dwarf status stuff, and has begun fighting back.

When interviewed by Lois Lane, Pluto said, "Take that beotches,” as he zapped a mighty lightning bolt in their general direction.

For more information about the Planet Formerly Known as Pluto, see story below.

2 Comments:

Blogger biscuit said...

I saw a comment somewhere.. maybe the daily show?

NEVER LOST A PLANET UNDER CLINTON!!!!!!!

I mean jeez.. what else can this nimrod and his peeps jack us out of?

8/28/2006 04:51:00 PM  
Blogger utenzi said...

So much for the theory that Pluto was too far away to matter, huh?

9/07/2006 09:56:00 AM  

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