Knocked Up Newz
This week, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approved nonprescription sales of an emergency contraception, Plan B. The drug will only be available at pharmacies, and to women age 18 and older.
When interviewed by Lois Lane, FDA officials said, “When Plan A is foiled, and you can’t keep your legs crossed, Plan B will be right there waiting for you.”
When interviewed by Lois Lane, FDA officials said, “When Plan A is foiled, and you can’t keep your legs crossed, Plan B will be right there waiting for you.”
posted by No_Newz at 2:27 PM
9 Comments:
Oh my god - I am laughing so hard!
In a family of four girls, our mom always told us this..."The pill is the best form of birth control. Take an asprin, and hold tightly between the knees"!
So if Plan B doesn't work, what's plan C?
All I wanna know is where the hell that thing was 13 years ago???
Now which blog do I link to from t\my Not So Normal News? ;)
I always thought plan B was to beg your boss for a raise and prepare to spend the next 18 years constantly doing laundry, but what do I know?
Just got here...grinning ear to ear!
alan
Plan C is; take a glass of water, not before, not after, but instead!!
I usually just talk about my boring job all the way through dinner, then ask the waiter for a doggy bag.
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