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Paramount pulled a Donald Trump and fired Tom Cruise. When interviewed by Lois Lane, Tom jumped on the couch and yelled, “I quit! They didn’t fire me!” He then took a handful of anti-depressants and shoved them in his mouth.

In a related story, Ron Hubbard, founder of the Church of Scientology said, “Can you fire people from a religion? Oh wait! It’s my religion! I can make up the rules as I go along! Being your own God is great. Someone get me Tom’s number!”

In a related story, when interviewed by Lois Lane, Baby Suri asked, “Irreconcilable Differences, goo-goo ga-ga?”