Airport Newz

Mardin Azad Amin of Chicago was charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison. When airport security officials asked him what the grenade-shaped item was in his luggage, rather than saying it was the component for his penis pump, he said it was a bomb.

The man claims he was embarrassed because his mother was standing next to him and didn’t want to own up to what the device really was. You know this guy grew up in a rough household if it is safer to lie to his mother about a bomb rather than let her know he has a limp biscuit.

When interviewed by Lois Lane, Mardin’s mother said, “It figures. He’s always been like his father, and he couldn’t get a woody to save his soul.”